Corrupt-a-wish

[solowgregg]

Ok, another dumb time waster. Saw it on another message board, so I thought it would be nice addition here.

Write a wish.
The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it...
(S)he then writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.

Example:
1st person: I wish I had X-Ray Vision.
2nd person: Granted, but it only works in nursing homes.

I'll start.

I wish I had a million US dollars.

 

[indyrob]

I wish I had a million US dollars.

Granted! You will have to take it all in pennies though.....

I wish I had super hearing.

 

[solowgregg]

Granted, but you have to work in a loud machine shop for the rest of your life.

I wish cigars were free.

 

[amgracing]

I wish I had a million US dollars.

of stock in wa mu, merrill lynch, Bear Sterns.

i wish i had a genie!

 

[jakeemtrn]

Granted, but you have to work in a loud machine shop for the rest of your life.

I wish cigars were free.

but they are all white owls....

I wish I was all powerful

 

[amgracing]

damn!

 

[indyrob]

Granted, but you have to work in a loud machine shop for the rest of your life.

I wish cigars were free.

LOL! That's F'ed up!

 

[solowgregg]

Hahaha I know

 

[indyrob]

of stock in wa mu, merrill lynch, Bear Sterns.

i wish i had a genie!

Granted!

I wish I had a freezer full of meat.

 

[amgracing]

im too slow for this thread!

 

[solowgregg]

Granted: but the only meat left on earth is contaminated with mad cow disease

I wish I had a Lamborghini

 

[amgracing]

granted! its full of man meat!

i wish i could hunt every day

 

[uncelnino]

But had no arms and legs.

I wish the embargo was lifted.

This was meant for the Lamborghini post but i guess could apply to the hunting post as well

 

[jakeemtrn]

but white owl was the only cuban producer....

I wish I was Bill Gates

 

[solowgregg]

Granted: but you had to use an apple for the rest of your life "AHHHHHHH why isn't ctrl alt delete doing anything?!?

i wish for world peace

 

[jakeemtrn]

Granted: but you had to use an apple for the rest of your life "AHHHHHHH why isn't ctrl alt delete doing anything?!?

i wish for world peace

I love my mac........



Granted ... you cant kill your in-laws....

I wish I owned a yacht.

 

[solowgregg]

Granted: but it's already at the bottom of the ocean.

I wish I lived at the playboy mansion

 

[uncelnino]

granted, but you're gay

 

[uncelnino]

whoops,

I wish Tobacco beetles didn't exist

 

[solowgregg]

Granted: but you will never be able to find another cigar without extensive mold damage

i wish I could breathe under water