smokem94
BoM Sept. 05
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat in the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a boot shine."
The barber began to lather the cowboy's face and sharpen the old straight edge while a beautiful woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts the cowboy had ever seen, knelt down and began to shine his boots.
The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."
She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that."
The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference."
She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."
The barber began to lather the cowboy's face and sharpen the old straight edge while a beautiful woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts the cowboy had ever seen, knelt down and began to shine his boots.
The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."
She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that."
The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference."
She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."
