Cowboy Jokes

[CWS]

Knots And Ropes

One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.
He was a man of the world and she was an innocent bride with
no experience.
On the first night of their honeymoon the couple washed up
and started to get ready for bed. When they get into bed,
they start exploring each other's bodies.
Things are going fine until the bride discovers her
husband's penis. "Oh my", she says, "What is that?"
"Well, darlin", the cowboy says, "That's ma rope".
\She slides her hands further down and gasps.
"Oh my goodness. What's them?" she asks.
"Honey, them's my knots", he answers.
Finally, the couple begin to make love. After several minutes,
the bride says, "Stop honey. Wait a minute".
Her husband, panting a little, asks, "What's the matter honey?
Am I hurting you?"
"No", the bride replies. "Just undo them damn knots. I need more rope!"

 

[caudio51]

:rofl:

That's great

 

[Wasch_24]

That gave me a good chuckle!

 

[cvm4]

Hahahaha! Nice one Chuck!

 

[RX2010]

sucks to be him :rofl:

 

[tobby4]

hahaha.. that is great...

 

[jrohrer]

haha...good one!

 

[Greg]

You would have to know 70's country to get this one. But here goes:

Why do cowboys always have shit on their mustaches?












































































because they've been :sing: 'looking for love in all the wrong places.......

 

[jwintosh]

cowboy jokes, huh? okay, here goes...

a newleywed, we'll call him tobby, joins his partners on a cattle drive. they'll be gone for several months. after the first week, tobby's really missing his wife, and the awesome plentiful sex they were having. while sitting around the campfire, his buddies tell him what they do to relieve sexual tensions: "Go pick out a cow, get behind, and WOOOPWOOPWOOP, do your thing! Tobby tells them they're all crazy!

another week goes by, and tobby's really frustrated. His partners tell him again, to pick out your cow! again, tobby tells them they're crazy.

about a month into the drive, tobby can't handle it anymore. again, his buddiess tell him to go pick out a cow. well, tobby gives in, leaves the campfire, picks him out a cow, and WOOPWOOPWOOP, does his thing.

He returns to the fire and all his buddies are laughing so hard, they're rolling on the ground. tobby gets really mad, "See! I trust you guys and you set me up!" His buddy says, "no we didn't, but why did you pick out the ugliest cow?"

 

[MichiganM]

Haha, funny stuff.

 

[cvm4]

Damn, pretty needy when they're judging cows.

 

[Boppa-Wasch]

The first one was better!!!!:hysterica

 

[kirscovitch]

a cowboy needs some money and signs up for a cattle drive. after a few days of nothing but wide open country, he feels the need for a little female companionship. so he asks the trail boss what they do for a little "fun".
the boss replies "see that barrel over yonder?? go stick your 'dolittle' in the bung hole and go to town!"
so the cowboy heads over to the barrel, drops his pants, and goes to town in the barrel.
later, pleased and exhausted, he tells the trail boss that it was one of the best experiences of his life.
the boss says, "good, you can have at 'er every night except thursdays."
the cowboy replies "why not thursdays???"
" cause thats your night in the barrel..."