Da Bears

[Volusianator]

A man goes to the Chicago Bear ticket office and inquires about purchasing

play-off tickets. The ticket teller replies that there weren't any tickets

for sale because the Bears did not make it to the play-offs.





The following day the same man goes to the Chicago Bear ticket office and

inquires about purchasing Bear play-off tickets. The ticket teller politely

replies that there weren't any tickets for sale because the Bears did not

make it to the play-offs.




This goes on for an entire week. The man goes to the Bear ticket office

inquiring about play-off tickets and the teller says none are for sale

because the Bears did not make it to the play-offs.




Another week of this goes by and the man still is asking the ticket teller

about Bear play-off tickets. Finally the ticket teller in a loud voice

says, I'VE TOLD YOU FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKS THERE WERE NOT ANY TICKETS

AVAILABLE BECAUSE THE BEARS DID NOT MAKE THE PLAY-OFFS.




The man replied, "I know." I drive all the way from Green Bay just to hear

you say that!

 

[WhiteLightning]

:rofl:

 

[Angry Bill]

Lmao..

 

[djustice]

:hysterica

 

[Boppa-Wasch]

:rofl:

 

[Garvey]

Frickin' Packer fans....

The Smart Packer Fan

The boy came running home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy, " he yelled, "we were counting today,
and all the other kids could only count to four but I
counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

"Very good," said his mother.

"Is it because I'm a Packer fan, Mommy?"

"Yes, it's because you're a Packer fan."

The next day the boy came running home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," he yelled, "we were saying the
alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say
it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, b, c, d, e, f,
g!"

"Very good," said his mother.

"Is it because I'm a Packer fan, Mommy?"

"Yes, it's because you're a Packer fan."

The next day the boy came running home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class
today, and when we showered, none of the other boys
had this, but I did!" And he dropped his pants to
expose his pubic hair.

"Very good," said his embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm a Packer fan, mommy?"

"No sweetheart, it's because you're 25."


Go Bears (next year)!

 

[caudio51]

:rofl:

Very funny!

 

[dpricenator]

That's funny stuff I wasn't eevn going to read it because I could care less about the Bears, but that was good.

 

[JRL]

Wow got to love the smack talk.

 

[Volusianator]

That was funny Garvey.

 

[Garvey]

Thanks Volusianator. What would life be like if Packer & Bear fans couldn't smack talk a little bit!

 

[jmatkins]

Keep it going you guys.

 

[Smurf]

Both those are going to make there way around my office tommorow

 

[tobby4]

Both of those of funny.... nice

 

[Garvey]

A Bear fan in a bar leans over to the guy next
to him and says, "Wanna hear a joke about Packer fans?"

The guy next to him replies, "Well before you tell that joke you should know something. I'm 6' tall and 220 pounds and I'm a Packer fan. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2" tall, 240 pounds and he's a Packer fan, and the guy sitting next ot him is 6'5" 280 pounds and he's a Packer fan too.

Now, do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The Bear fan says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three
times."

 

[Garvey]

and one more.....
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Two boys were playing football in a Chicago area
park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking
quickly, the other boy rips off a plank of the nearby
fence, wedges it down the dog's collar & twists, breaking
the dog's neck.

A reporter who was strolling by sees
the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Bears Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal,"
he starts writing in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Bears fan," the boy replied.

"Colts Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack,"
the reporter starts again.

"I'm not a Colts fan either," the boy said.

"Then what are you?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Packers fan."

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,
"Redneck Bastard Kills Family Pet."


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