Defendant's testimony

[goin' fer smoke]

"So let me get this straight," the prosecutor says to the defendant, "you came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man."

"That's correct," says the defendant.

"Upon which," continues the prosecutor, "you take out a pistol and shoot your wife, killing her."

"That's correct," says the defendant.

"Then my question to you is, why did you shoot your wife and not her lover?" asked the prosecutor.

"It seemed easier," replied the defendant, "than shooting a different man every day!"

 

[cvm4]

I cracked a smile, but not much. LOL

 

[Electric Sheep]

Ugh.

 

[Boppa-Wasch]

:smile:

 

[tobby4]

Ugh.

yep...

 

[AZsteelman]

older than the dog turd in the corner of the neighbor's yard...

 

[Wasch_24]

Almost laughed.

Thank goodness you aren't forwarding these all to us as emails.

 

[jmatkins]

That one can stay.

 

[jwintosh]

uh, (that's all i could come up with)