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definition of potentially and realistically

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A young boy went to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"




The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.



Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a Million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what

you learn from that.'



So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'



The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'



The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'



The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'



The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'



'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million Bucks would buy?'



The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.



His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'



The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on Three million dollars .



But 'realistically', we're just living with two hookers and a queer.
 
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