“Every morning when I wake up, I smoke a cigarette, and eat 5 strips of bacon. For lunch, a bacon sandwhich. For a midafternoon snack,..." "Bacon?" "BACON! A whole Da(..) plate. And I usually ...drink my dinner."
I'll be cooking up some whole grain pasta, tomato w/basil mixed with cow. Covered with moz cheese (lots by the way) some toasted bread; roasted garlic and seasoning swimming in evoo. I can feel the food buzz coming round the bend.