carocaniac
i hope this lighter works
A man got on to a bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you've guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and at his bulging pockets.
Finally, after so many glances from her, he explained, 'Its golf balls!'.
Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he'd said.
After several minutes, being unable to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked;
'Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?'
Finally, after so many glances from her, he explained, 'Its golf balls!'.
Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he'd said.
After several minutes, being unable to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked;
'Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?'
