An elderly couple who had been married for 50 years were sitting at the
breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty
years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."
"I know," the old man said, "We were probably
sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."
"Well," the old woman said, "Let's relive some old times."
So the two of them stripped naked and sat down at the table.
"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples
are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."
"Well hell I'm not surprised," replied Gramps.
"One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."
breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty
years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."
"I know," the old man said, "We were probably
sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."
"Well," the old woman said, "Let's relive some old times."
So the two of them stripped naked and sat down at the table.
"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples
are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."
"Well hell I'm not surprised," replied Gramps.
"One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."
