WhiteLightning
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The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
checks, interviews & testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men
& a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a
large metal door & handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow
your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you
will find your wife sitting in a chair... Kill her!!' The man said,
'You
can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then
you're not the right man for this job.Take your wife & go home.'
The second man was given the same instructions, took the gun & went
into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. He came out with
tears
in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You
don't have what it takes. Take your wife home.'
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was told to kill her husband.
She took the gun & went into the room. Shots were heard, one after
another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a
few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly & there stood the
woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to
death
with the chair.'
MORAL:
Women are crazy. Don't mess with them.
checks, interviews & testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men
& a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a
large metal door & handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow
your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you
will find your wife sitting in a chair... Kill her!!' The man said,
'You
can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then
you're not the right man for this job.Take your wife & go home.'
The second man was given the same instructions, took the gun & went
into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. He came out with
tears
in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You
don't have what it takes. Take your wife home.'
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was told to kill her husband.
She took the gun & went into the room. Shots were heard, one after
another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a
few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly & there stood the
woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to
death
with the chair.'
MORAL:
Women are crazy. Don't mess with them.
