For those who missed Santa's lap.

[Alwayslit]

http://www.simonsezsanta.com/index.php

 

[stroke]

he wont kick rudolph...

 

[Doc]

he will scratch his ass though

 

[Treinenwj]

He will punch an elf though

 

[Alwayslit]

he wont kick rudolph...

.......but he will take shears to him...LOL

 

[Doc]

he will also kiss and spank his elf

 

[Treinenwj]

haha. Type "you suck"

 

[Starz26]

Tell him to "touch self"

 

[stroke]

tell him to "knock over tree" then "knock down tree"

 

[USNStoops]

For those without my levels of free time here are some comands to copy and paste in there:
Ride Rudolph was the closest I could get him to hump anything
Smoke Rudolph plays the intro to smoke on the water
Rap-interesting as well
boogie-is not a dance move
wassail-most of the people on base this weekend
chicken dance -self explanatory
Macarena
Moon
sit ups-Look like a lot of the ones I see on PFA day
Fly
Sing
Shave beard
go pee
strip Mrs. Clause
Kiss Rudolph