You know you're a cigar smoke when you can grab a roll paper towels, rip off a towel and blow your nose with one hand because your nub is too short to put down safely.
Hahaha. Indeed.
But I just want to take a moment to step in here and commend you on creating just the thread that @bwhite220 needs. You may come to regret it, but the board will be a better place for it...