gangsta NASCAR drivers

[jwintosh]

Top 10 reasons why there are no gangsta NASCAR drivers:

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY GANGSTA'S CAN'T DRIVE NASCAR.............

#1 -They can't wear their helmets sideways.

 

[Rich K]

Just imagine if someone installed a system in their NASCAR that could pump out music that was loud enough for them to hear. It would rattle the darn thing to pieces.

 

[cvm4]

#11 - 24" rims would slow down their getaway car.