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George W Bush in a bar

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Best that I delete this one as it may offend some people.

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We have a political humor thread in the politics room. You just need to subscribe to the politics room.

Just remember, what happens in the politics room stays in the politics room.

Except for Greg :hammersma
 

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Was it this one? ~:0)


A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WWIII. And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman!!! Why kill a bicycle repairman?"

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, dummy! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"

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Or maybe this one? ~:0)

A group of Texans are driving down the road, whooping it up, drinking beer and shooting off their guns when they get into an accident with busload of nuns and orphans, killing everyone. The Texans go straight to Hell. When they arrive the Devil is shocked to see that they are not in agony over the heat and he demands an explanation.

"Well, sir, we're from Texas, and we're used to the heat," says one. This infuriates the Devil and he cranks the thermostat up to its highest setting. The lost souls all over hell start wailing. "I'll check on them in the morning and see how they like THIS." He snorts and disappears in a ball of fire.

The next morning, the Devil shows up at the Texans' camp site, and sure enough they are showing some signs of discomfort. They have taken off their 10 Gallon hats and are fanning themselves. One has even rolled up his sleeves. "Well, sir," explains a Texan, "when you have been on a cattle drive in Lubbock during August, this ain't hardly nothing." The Devil is now so angry he is seeing red.

"Those damn Texans seem immune to heat, let 's see what happens when I turn OFF the heat," he says as he heads to the thermostat. "I'll check on them tomorrow."

So in the morning the Devil arrives at the Texans' campsite, and they are all whoopin' and hollerin' and drinkin' the beers from the ice chest in the back of the pick up, now that they have ice to chill them with. The wail of the lost souls is deafening but the Texans are partyin' like there is no tomorrow.

"I don't get it," the Devil says, completely defeated. "I tried to roast you and it had no effect, and then I tried to freeze you and you are partying. You Texans are made of tough stuff. But why are you celebrating?"

A Texan takes a swig from a Bud in a longneck and replies, "Look around! Hell is frozen over. That's just gotta mean there is another Bush in the White House."

con safos ~:0)
 

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This one's a particular favorite of mine ~:0)


A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as President Bush appeared on the television. After a few sips, he looked up at the television and mumbled, "Now, there's the biggest horse's ass I've ever seen." A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and decked him. A few minutes later, as the man was finishing his beer, Mrs. Bush appeared on the television. "She's a horse's ass too," the man. This time, a customer at the other end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and knocked him off his stool. "Damn it!" the man said, climbing back up to the bar. "This must be Bush country!" "Nope," the bartender replied. "Horse country!"


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I'll just bet it was this one ~:0)


Three brothers Neil, Jeb and Dub, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the road that led past the old graveyard.

"Come have a look over here", says Neil, "It's Obidiah Jones' grave, God bless his soul, he lived to the ripe old age of 87."

"That's nothing", says Jeb, "here's one named Butch Smith. It says here that he was 95 when he died."

Just then, Dub yells out, "But here's a fella that died when he was 145 years old!"

"What was his name?" asks Neil.

Dub lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles, from Austin."


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How do you kill 140 million when there's only 30 million in the Country?

Perhaps you should try for a broader audience??

Three strangers awaiting their flights strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Bozeman, Montana. One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer. Another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show. And the third is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East who is headed to a training conference in Detroit.

Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim who supports Osama Bin Laden's Jihad, so the conversation falls into an uneasy lull. The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face. The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping; but still . . . no plane comes.

Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly, he speaks, "At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few."

The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"

The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a drawl, "That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, . . . but I do believe it's a-comin'."
 

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Best that I delete this one as it may offend some people.

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And Peace back at cha Brother :peace: - You can't offend the rational - it's the emotion driven left that takes offense at every little thing especially regarding the Stalinist creation of Political Correctness - - Bush was and is a Progressive as are those victimizing the American People today - a part of the same movement that began over a hundred years ago and leading up to the tyranny extant and virtually perfected in the last two years - all who did not stand for rescindtion of the "Fed", the illegal Personal Income Tax "Laws" and Socialist programs of the "New Deal" among numerous other affronts and illegal usurpation of our constitutional rights are complicit (guess that includes almost every leader we've had in the last century or so) - Dub simply did not have Marxist ambitions - he was and is a nice guy ( I know you leftist won't get that ) who had feet of clay and was the perfect foil for the cheap and malicious shots from leftist bent on living in a Marxist's Workers Paradise in which they will not feel the pangs of quilt for living in their parents' basement into their thirties and forties - admittedly there are some exceptions to the "basement" gag, but only in the Leadership of the Left - they live and act like aristocrats with disdain for their constituency - truly governing against the will of the People - I can scarcely fathom how they find enough among the ranks of the irrational to elect them - Obviously Lincoln was right - there's always someone willing to take it up the "wazoo" for a place at the pork-barrel - - - Now That's Funny!!!

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How do you kill 140 million when there's only 30 million in the Country?

Perhaps you should try for a broader audience??
Jajajaja - great one - yeah I think that must be what was meant in the gag - taking a joke is part of what was great in the U.S.S.A. - but I think the cowboy was a Texan ~:0)

con safos ~:0)
 
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