Hot_Sauce
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Good poker player
Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally
dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the
table to pick them up, he noticed Les's wife, Sue, wasn't
wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim upon
trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and
emerged red-faced.
Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Les's
wife followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that you like
under there?' Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well
indeed he did. She said, 'Well, you can have it but it will cost
you $200.'
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral
costs of this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested.
Sue told him that since her husband Les played golf Friday
afternoons and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around
2PM. Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Les's house at 2PM.
sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $200 - they went to
the bedroom, and closed their transaction, as agreed.
Jim quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Les came home from golf at 6pm. And upon arriving,
asked his wife: 'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?'
With a lump in her throat Sue answered Why yes, he did stop by
for a few minutes this afternoon.' Her heart nearly skipped a
beat when her husband curtly asked, 'And did he give you $200?'
Sue, using her best poker face, replied, Well, yes, in fact he
did give me $200.
Les, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by
saying, 'He came by the golf club this morning and borrowed $200
from me. He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on
his way home and pay me back.'
Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player .....
Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally
dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the
table to pick them up, he noticed Les's wife, Sue, wasn't
wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim upon
trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and
emerged red-faced.
Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Les's
wife followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that you like
under there?' Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well
indeed he did. She said, 'Well, you can have it but it will cost
you $200.'
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral
costs of this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested.
Sue told him that since her husband Les played golf Friday
afternoons and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around
2PM. Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Les's house at 2PM.
sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $200 - they went to
the bedroom, and closed their transaction, as agreed.
Jim quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Les came home from golf at 6pm. And upon arriving,
asked his wife: 'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?'
With a lump in her throat Sue answered Why yes, he did stop by
for a few minutes this afternoon.' Her heart nearly skipped a
beat when her husband curtly asked, 'And did he give you $200?'
Sue, using her best poker face, replied, Well, yes, in fact he
did give me $200.
Les, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by
saying, 'He came by the golf club this morning and borrowed $200
from me. He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on
his way home and pay me back.'
Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player .....
