Gurkha at it again - The Maharaja

[atbat82]

Apparently these are going to be the most premium cigar ever created... and only cost $2K per STICK!

Though I'm sure you'll find them on cbid for $10 within a couple months.

http://halfwheel.com/gurkha-announces-maharaja-premium-release-yet/73922

 

[Old Smokey]

I wouldn't pay $2k for a cigar even if it was boxpressed between Salma Hayek's thighs. Well, maybe I would.

 

[StocktonJohn]

A caricature of a real cigar company... What a joke.

 

[rdomfoto]

Are you sure the "k" isn't just a typo and should be $2? LOL

 

[Sirspanksalot]

Wonder who will be the first to get fucked by Gurkha after buying one of the at msrp

 

[THEMISCHMAN]

I actually read about this last week on bullshitgarbagecigars.com. Apparently, the tobacco was grown on a farm owned by unicorns and has been aged for two centuries. $2000 for a cigar. STFU.

 

[Master Shake]

I love seeing this stuff because it always makes me laugh. The only thing funnier then the absurd pricing is the reviews that I see on these ultra expensive Gurkha releases and the best part is that the reviews are often times worse on the really expensive stuff then on their cheaper sticks.

If you needed 2 grand would you rather bang 200 fat brawds for $10 a pop or bang one bedridden behemoth of a woman for that whole $2K in one sitting? This, in a nutshell, is the Gurkha business plan with these releases. Just go after the behemoths and make insane margins by touting panache and exclusivity. How many idiots have you seen walk into a humidor at your local armed with way more money than knowledge and just buy up whatever expensive stuff happens to be lying around? Someone is buying this crap.

 

[mistaforty]

Wonder who will be the first to get fucked by Gurkha after buying one of the at msrp


As much as I hate this statement it's never applied more than now.

Some dumb ass rapper

 

[apnutter]

Wonder who will be the first to get fucked by Gurkha after buying one of the at msrp


As much as I hate this statement it's never applied more than now.

Some dumb ass rapper

Or some rich wife who thinks the price makes the cigar bought as a Christmas present for her rich, cigar smoking husband.

 

[mistaforty]

Or some rich wife who thinks the price makes the cigar bought as a Christmas present for her rich, cigar smoking husband.

Lol and she won't care it's HIS money lol

 

[apnutter]

Lol and she won't care it's HIS money lol

Yep! Lol. He'll get it and puke knowing she dropped his 2k on a Gurkha.

 

[daleo8803]

Lol. I've had a few Gurkha and I'm not scard to say I do like the rogues. But 2k for a single stick!!?? I don't think so. For that kind of money I would just buy some of those new pardon in the white box( sorry can't remember the name ATM)

 

[ENV]

I wouldn't pay $2k for a cigar even if it was boxpressed between Salma Hayek's thighs. Well, maybe I would.

I would pay the $2k to have my head box pressed in that mold.

 

[JuzCallMeDee]

Wonder who will be the first to get fucked by Gurkha after buying one of the at msrp


As much as I hate this statement it's never applied more than now.

Some dumb ass rapper

man i hope not. at least not a rapper i like

 

[mistaforty]

Lol all I like are emcees I don't think they can afford it. And the rappers I like that can afford it I don't think would do it

 

[CATom]

I've never heard a single hip hop song motion a Gurkha, swisher now that's and different story

 

[CATom]

Mention

 

[mistaforty]

I've never heard a single hip hop song motion a Gurkha, swisher now that's and different story

Well it didn't cost 2k. Someone will say it now lol that's how it works.

 

[ChefBoyRG54]

It's probably 20 times better than the new padron 50

 

[Martin3203]

Box split?