MICSTOGIE
Gear-Head-Banger
IRISH ELDERLY SEX
One night an 87 year old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92 year old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor assisted living apartment .. Killing him instantly.
Brought before the court on charge of murder, the magistrate asked her if she had anything to say in her
defense. She began coolly, 'Yes, your honor, I figured that at 92, if he could have sex .. He could fly.'
IRISH WOMEN'S HUMOROUS SEX
My husband came home with a tube of K Y jelly and said, 'This will make you happy tonight.'
He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in.
IRISH CONFOUNDED SEX
A Irish man was in a terrible accident, and his 'manhood' was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured
him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for 'small, $6,500 for 'medium, $14,000 for 'large.'
The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room,
and found the man looking dejected.
'Well, what have the two of you decided?' asked the doctor.
Yes the man answered, 'She'd rather remodel the kitchen.'
Quiet Sex
Tired of a listless sex life, the Irishman came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, 'How come ya never tell me when ya havin an orgasm?'
She glanced at him casually and replied, 'You're never home!'
One night an 87 year old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92 year old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor assisted living apartment .. Killing him instantly.
Brought before the court on charge of murder, the magistrate asked her if she had anything to say in her
defense. She began coolly, 'Yes, your honor, I figured that at 92, if he could have sex .. He could fly.'
IRISH WOMEN'S HUMOROUS SEX
My husband came home with a tube of K Y jelly and said, 'This will make you happy tonight.'
He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in.
IRISH CONFOUNDED SEX
A Irish man was in a terrible accident, and his 'manhood' was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured
him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for 'small, $6,500 for 'medium, $14,000 for 'large.'
The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room,
and found the man looking dejected.
'Well, what have the two of you decided?' asked the doctor.
Yes the man answered, 'She'd rather remodel the kitchen.'
Quiet Sex
Tired of a listless sex life, the Irishman came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, 'How come ya never tell me when ya havin an orgasm?'
She glanced at him casually and replied, 'You're never home!'