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    Hi Everyone, as mentioned in my introduction post, BOTL needs quite a bit of updating, patching and whatever else I might come across. Over the next few weekends BOTL may be unreachable on occasion as I do migrations or updates, etc. Just be patient - we'll be back! I'll generally try to keep these maintenances until later in the evenings.

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The doctor ushers a visibly embarassed young woman into his office and asks her what seems to be the trouble. Well doc I have this aweful rash on my chest in the shape of a P. Can you help. The doctor asks her to tak off her top and sure enough there right on her chest is a huge rash in the exact shape of a P. The doctor is mystified and asks her, do you have any idea how this happened. Well she says, my boy friend is from Princeton and every time we make love he says it is a tradition to keep his letterman sweater on and well....The doc smiles and says he has some ointment for the rash and to try and change her habits. A few hours later the doc ushers in another young woman.. Doc she says, I have this terrible rash on my chest in the shape of an H!! The doc has her take of her top and sure enough, there is a huge rash in the shpe of an H. Well he asks, do you have any idea how this occured? Well she says, my boy friend is from Harvard and he says it is a tradition to keep his letterman sweater on when ever we make love and well...
No worries the doc says, I have some ointment for the rash and you really need to change you habits. Later in the day a third young woan comes into the docs office more beautiful than the either of the first two. Now what seems to be the problem the doc asks. Well, she says, I have this huge rash on my chest in the shape of a W... The doc smiles knowingly. Let me guess he says, your boy friend goes to Wisconsin......The young woman smiles and says.....
















No but my girl friend attends Michigan, why?
 
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