STUD ROOSTER
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his
chicken coop.
The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK old fart, time
for you to retire.'
The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these
chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two
old hens in the corner?'
The young rooster says, 'Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking
over.'
The old rooster says, 'I tell you what, young stud.... I will race you
around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.'
The young rooster laughs. 'You know you don't stand a chance, old man.
So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start.'
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster
takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.
He is only 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he
sees the roosters running by. The Old Rooster is squawking and running hard as he can.
The Farmer grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - He blows the young rooster to bits.
The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, 'Dammit...... Third gay rooster
I bought this month.'
Moral Of This Story ? ...
Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - Age, Skill, Wisdom, and a little Treachery
Always Overcome Youth and Arrogance!
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his
chicken coop.
The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK old fart, time
for you to retire.'
The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these
chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two
old hens in the corner?'
The young rooster says, 'Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking
over.'
The old rooster says, 'I tell you what, young stud.... I will race you
around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.'
The young rooster laughs. 'You know you don't stand a chance, old man.
So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start.'
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster
takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.
He is only 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he
sees the roosters running by. The Old Rooster is squawking and running hard as he can.
The Farmer grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - He blows the young rooster to bits.
The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, 'Dammit...... Third gay rooster
I bought this month.'
Moral Of This Story ? ...
Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - Age, Skill, Wisdom, and a little Treachery
Always Overcome Youth and Arrogance!
