Hillary and gun cuntrol

[vorra65]

Yeah, I know I spelled control wrong.............:gangfire:


Hillary Clinton, the lead Presidential Democratic Party candidate, is for banning all guns in America .
She is considered by those who have dealt with her as a little more than

just a little self-righteous.
At a recent rural elementary school meeting in north Florida she asked the kids audience for total quiet.
Then, in the silence, she started to slowly clap her hands, once every few seconds.
Holding the audience in total silence, she said into the microphone, 'Every time I clap my hands, a child in America dies from gun violence.'
A young voice with a proud southern accent (probably Johnny) from the front of the crowd pierced the quiet, 'Well, stop clappin, ya ignorant bitch!'

 

[dpricenator]

Hahahhaha

 

[Greg]

:rofl:

 

[WhiteLightning]

:hysterica I was thinking the same thing. Is that bad?

 

[jmatkins]

:rofl:

 

[jwintosh]

hahaha

 

[rick12string]

LOL

Gun control is hitting your target!

 

[Jwrussell]

:rofl:

 

[RigilKent]

LOL

Gun control is hitting your target!

damn right hahaha

 

[thecatmac]

Nice!

 

[cvm4]

:hysterica Good one!

 

[TexaSmoke]

hahaha....

 

[surfish1961]

How about this one!

NOW THIS IS A STORY WORTH TELLING. THIS STORY EXEMPLIFIES GUN CONTROL AS IT SHOULD BE.

Shooting in Butte, Montana

Shotgun preteen vs. illegal alien Home Invaders Butte, Montana, November 5, 2006

Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably believed they would easily overpower home-alone 11 year old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two-story home.

It seems the two crooks never learned two things: they were in Montana and Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine.

Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father's room and grabbed his 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun.

Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the first to catch a near point blank blast of buckshot from the 11-year-old's knee crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals.

When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the left shoulder and staggered out into the street where he bled to death before medical help could arrive.

It was found out later that Resindez was armed with a stolen 45 caliber handgun he took from another home invasion robbery. That victim, 50-year-old David Burien, was not so lucky. He died from stab wounds to the chest.

Ever wonder why good stuff never makes NBC, CBS, PBS, MSNBC, CNN, or ABC news....

Now that is Gun Control

 

[surfish1961]

Or this one for laughs

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:
~~~~
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
.............................................................
THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
.........................................
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
...........................................
Redneck's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! Click.....
(Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!'
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!'

 

[sascha]

hahahaha

i might be a redneck

 

[Clinton]

How about this one!

NOW THIS IS A STORY WORTH TELLING. THIS STORY EXEMPLIFIES GUN CONTROL AS IT SHOULD BE.

Shooting in Butte, Montana

Shotgun preteen vs. illegal alien Home Invaders Butte, Montana, November 5, 2006

Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably believed they would easily overpower home-alone 11 year old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two-story home.

It seems the two crooks never learned two things: they were in Montana and Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine.

Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father's room and grabbed his 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun.

Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the first to catch a near point blank blast of buckshot from the 11-year-old's knee crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals.

When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the left shoulder and staggered out into the street where he bled to death before medical help could arrive.

It was found out later that Resindez was armed with a stolen 45 caliber handgun he took from another home invasion robbery. That victim, 50-year-old David Burien, was not so lucky. He died from stab wounds to the chest.

Ever wonder why good stuff never makes NBC, CBS, PBS, MSNBC, CNN, or ABC news....

Now that is Gun Control

Wow! Pro-gun and anti-foreigner in one fell swoop. If only it were true...

http://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/homeinvasion.asp

 

[Asher]

Wow! Pro-gun and anti-foreigner in one fell swoop. If only it were true...

http://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/homeinvasion.asp

The Hillary anecdote (although funny) is also false. A similar story is told about Bono:

http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/bono.asp

 

[Coolhand]

I was gonna cite the snopes article. More's the pity; that's the kind of story we need.

The Hillary thing was, though, I think, not an anecdote but rather just a joke ...

 

[Benzopyrene]

Lol, all those are pretty funny guys!

 

[Cravate]

LOL

Gun control is hitting your target!

No way it is. Gun control is using both hands. (Well, except for my avatar.)