The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton are on the same stage in front of a
huge crowd. 'Her Majesty' and His Holiness, however, have seen it all
before, so to make it a little more interesting, the senator says to the
Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand, I can make
every Democrat in the crowd go wild?"
He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and
cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering
subsides
The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance,
considers what he could do. "That was impressive. But did you know that
with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd
go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of
your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever
speak of this day and rejoice."
The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your
hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."
So the Pope slapped her.
huge crowd. 'Her Majesty' and His Holiness, however, have seen it all
before, so to make it a little more interesting, the senator says to the
Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand, I can make
every Democrat in the crowd go wild?"
He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and
cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering
subsides
The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance,
considers what he could do. "That was impressive. But did you know that
with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd
go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of
your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever
speak of this day and rejoice."
The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your
hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."
So the Pope slapped her.
