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HOLY EMAIL
One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. **
So He called St. Michael and sent him to earth for a time. When Michael returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on earth; *95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not. God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send a second Archangel down to get another opinion.'**
So God*sent St. Gabriel to earth for a time. When Gabriel*returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's *true. The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being*good.'
God was not pleased. *So He decided to email the 5% who were good, because he wanted to encourage them and*keep them on the right path.
Do you know what the e-mail said?
Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either
One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. **
So He called St. Michael and sent him to earth for a time. When Michael returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on earth; *95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not. God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send a second Archangel down to get another opinion.'**
So God*sent St. Gabriel to earth for a time. When Gabriel*returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's *true. The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being*good.'
God was not pleased. *So He decided to email the 5% who were good, because he wanted to encourage them and*keep them on the right path.
Do you know what the e-mail said?
Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either
