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How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way

INSTRUCTIONS:

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both
lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises
that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash"
and "rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are
no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog
 
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Yeah, good point. So the two cats for a two bathroom house theory doesn't hold water. Even one cat for one bathroom isn't practical since you're only going to be able to pull this off once!
 
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You can dry the cat and have a fire call at the same time - just grab the tail and whing it round your head...
meeeeeIIIIOOOOOOOooooowwwwwww... meeeeeIIIIOOOOOOOooooowwwwwww...

Naah, I like cats - they taste like chicken :wink:





Odd sense of humor right now... ZugbugPete
 
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