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I got a ticket yesterday too!

icehog3

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I went to the store yesterday, and I was in there for only about 5
minutes. When I came out, there was a damn cop writing out a parking
ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about
giving an old guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a nazi. He gave me a shitty smile and started writing
another ticket for having worn tires! So I called him piece of
horse-shit. He finished the second ticket, put it on the windshield
with the first, then started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I verbally abused him,
the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't give a shit. My car was parked around the corner. I try to
have a little fun each day. It's important at my age.
 

caudio51

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hahahahahah

Heard that before and yet I kept reading cause I always like it!
 

Da Klugs

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:rofl: He He. You know this is a lie. Tom starts talkin like that and you have a gun, it better be out in a hurry. "One bad ass mofo".
 
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