i had a bogart moment

[shuckins]

i just got home.
had to go into town and decided to stop for a beer on the way back.
the waitress had a body you wanted to know more about.
she caught me looking and said "i'm up here fellow!"
i looked up at her broken nosed,bad tooth,cigarette smoking face and said "no you're not"


WHACK!!!

i didn't notice her big hands either...

 

[orangedog]

:rofl: ha ha ha ha

 

[r3db4r0n]

I have had more than my fair share of these than I care to admit, but this is still funny

 

[daniyal]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Damn! I got stomach cramps.

 

[njstone]

rotflol

 

[TADD]

So you were the guy my wife was talking about at work....

 

[blooz4u]

LOL... Only you, Shuckins, can manage to get slapped by a waitress...