I pulled a Glassman

[Xavier Dredo]

Not nearly as dramatic as @Glassman, but I put a major gash in my pinky while cutting Brussel Sprouts today. I’m hoping I can slow the bleeding enough to fill the cut with Gorilla Glue before heading out for Christmas dinner soon!

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[ApeSmokes]

We need to turn "Glassman" into a verb.

* I sneezed while shaving this morning. Glassmanned my neck pretty bad.

*You get caught in that girls bedroom, her dad is gonna glassman your nuts.

*Saw an accident yesterday, guy went through the windshield. Glassmanned the shit out of him...

 

[VeLoRoK]

BOTL math: You and @Glassman high-fiving… high-4.5 / high-3+2x2/3.

 

[Nacho Daddy]

Sneezed so hard I Pennywised my shorts..........

 

[Glassman]

We need to turn "Glassman" into a verb.

* I sneezed while shaving this morning. Glassmanned my neck pretty bad.

*You get caught in that girls bedroom, her dad is gonna glassman your nuts.

*Saw an accident yesterday, guy went through the windshield. Glassmanned the shit out of him...

 

[Glassman]

Damn Shawn! Sorry man!

 

[ApeSmokes]

Sneezed so hard I Pennywised my shorts..........

 

[Tyler86]

Guys, glassman this shit out, it's too soon


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[Xavier Dredo]

We need to turn "Glassman" into a verb.

* I sneezed while shaving this morning. Glassmanned my neck pretty bad.

*You get caught in that girls bedroom, her dad is gonna glassman your nuts.

*Saw an accident yesterday, guy went through the windshield. Glassmanned the shit out of him...

That right there is funny

 

[Tyler86]

That right there is funny

Speaking of glassman Jr, you get her all glued up?


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[icehog3]

Shawn, I was actually relieved when I read your post. I'm so sorry you got injured, but by the thread title I was afraid it was going to be some "mutual gratification thing" you and @Glassman had going.

 

[Xavier Dredo]

Yeah, Super Glue works great for sealing up gashes, this is the second time I’ve had to use it. I keep a tube in my emergencies kits.

Sorry, I didn’t take any pictures of the gore!

 

[Rupe]

Yep. Glassmanned my finger on Christmas Eve while grating carrots for our muffins. Super glued the gash and covered with a bandaid.

Someone got a “special treat” with their Christmas breakfast this year though LOL

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