If Women were cigars...

[Mitch]

Just thought of this, might be fun. It's self explanatory pick any woman you want.

If women were cigars my first love would have been a Tatania Vanilla cigar. So sweet on my lips and cheaply perfumed, but she lacked the complexity to keep my attention.

So who is most like the Drew Estate Egg? the Nub? which of your women remind you of spice and leather or caramel and crème? Did you marry a lancero, a robusto, or a perfecto?

 

[uncelnino]

Since I am single I guess my woman is like an Opus X, I hear great things about her, have sampled a few with great results, long for one around the holidays, and can never seem to find her.

 

[Harvard]

Just thought of this, might be fun. It's self explanatory pick any woman you want.

If women were cigars my first love would have been a Tatania Vanilla cigar. So sweet on my lips and cheaply perfumed, but she lacked the complexity to keep my attention.

So who is most like the Drew Estate Egg? the Nub? which of your women remind you of spice and leather or caramel and crème? Did you marry a lancero, a robusto, or a perfecto?

If women were cigars, hmmmm....They wouldn't talk back, bonus. Seriously though I would have to say the Padron Millinium. They cost a lot and it has been about that long since sex entered the picture.

 

[dpricenator]

Since I am single I guess my woman is like an Opus X, I hear great things about her, have sampled a few with great results, long for one around the holidays, and can never seem to find her.

Great response. :waving:

 

[Mitch]

Since I am single I guess my woman is like an Opus X, I hear great things about her, have sampled a few with great results, long for one around the holidays, and can never seem to find her.

I like this one, good show.

 

[Donk]

I would say that women are like a good cuban. They start out spicy and suprising, then when you find just the right one, and over years they age and mellow and become even more perfect.

 

[Volusianator]

Since I am single I guess my woman is like an Opus X, I hear great things about her, have sampled a few with great results, long for one around the holidays, and can never seem to find her.

ROFLMAO, VERY nice!!!!

 

[Craig Mac]

Single here too, so to me they are like cigars, enjoy them for an hour and a half and then put them out.:waving:

 

[Crypto Sailor]

Shortly after you find the good one's and start to enjoy them, they disappear only to return months/years later.


Or all the good one's are already taken...like a tat black!!!

 

[Craig Mac]

Or all the good one's are already taken...like a tat black!!!

Amen to that....

 

[Halon]

I would say that women are like a good cuban.

When I first read that I thought you meant that the best women were the illegal ones!
:rofl:


TYLER

 

[dpricenator]

When I first read that I thought you meant that the best women were the illegal ones!
:rofl:


TYLER

They are Tyler. They know if they get out of line that you can deport them. :devil:

 

[Moro]

Since I am single I guess my woman is like an Opus X, I hear great things about her, have sampled a few with great results, long for one around the holidays, and can never seem to find her.

Bloody hilarious!!! :headroll:

Now, seriously, I'd probably say, if women were cigars, I'm right now with a Bolivar Bonitas: short, thin, with a dark and gorgeous wrapper, spicy, who has never dissapointed me.