I'm a Lebowski, you're a Lebowski...

[sean]

I think it its high time we got ourselves a thread where all the abiding brothers can sip caucasians, stay racially cool, and say what we want about the tenants of National Socialism until we either get ejected from Jacky Treehorn's garden party, or laugh uncontrollably like Knox Harrington.

Here's how to play along: speak only in Lebowski-isms, but try to make them relate even when out of context.

I'll get it started with, "phone's ringing, dude."

 

[Kantucky]

(Picks up phone, only to hear...)

"Nobody fucks with the Jesus"

 

[sean]

This aggression will not stand, man.

 

[icehog3]

Shut the fuck up, Donnie.

 

[dscl]

Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not 'Mr. Lebowski'. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

 

[sean]

New shit has come to light.

 

[DrThunder]

yeah well...that's just like...your opinion, man.

 

[skullnbones]

This thread really ties the forum together

 

[Carpenter69]

There gonna kill that poor woman.( said while swinging arms like a conductor with a bowling ball in hand)

This is a private residence.

 

[mdwest]

Obviously youre not a golfer...

 

[SDShark]

Yeah, I'll be at practice.

 

[Kantucky]

Does it look like I'm fuckin married? Toilet seats up man.

 

[mdwest]

Hey, careful, man, there’s a beverage here!

 

[Kantucky]

Yeah, well at least I'm housebroken.

 

[halel]

What the fuck you talkin' bout?

 

[King Kill 33]

That rug really tied the room together.

 

[Kantucky]

No those aren't nazis Donny. Those are nihilists. There's nothing to worry about.

 

[SDShark]

They shot Donny??

 

[mdwest]

Im just gonna go find a cash machine....

[video=youtube_share;CLXnFzdMKto]http://youtu.be/CLXnFzdMKto[/video]

 

[sean]

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, with black nail polish...