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In honor of Bob a "Your mom is so old" thread

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Your mum's so old that when i asked her to act her age she died

Your mamas so old her birth certificate expired..
 

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yo momma is so old, she was a waitress at the last supper!

yo momm is so old, when she was in school there was no history class!
 

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when pulled over by the cops and asked for id...she gives them a rock...

on her id everything is written in heiroglyphics...

the movie jurassic park reminded her of her childhood...

when she gets drunk she claims she was the one who invented fire...but we all know it was truly her younger brother...

Eve kicked her arse for giving adam oral behind the apple tree...whore...
 

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Your momma's so old...

...that she remembers when Yellowstone National Park was just a plant.

...that her first cruise was on Noah's Ark.

...that she remembers when newspapers referred to "George W." they meant "George Washington."

...that her first Herf was at Sodom and Gomorrah.

...her first computer was a room full of Chinese saying "0's" and "1's" out loud.

...that she can read the Bible and reminisce.

...when God said, "Let there be light.", she was there to flick the switch.
 
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