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A guy calls a
> > Jenny Craig for men and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss
> > program..
> >
> >
> > The next day, there's a knock on the door and there
> > stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe
> > dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a
> > sign
> > She introduces herself as a representative of the weight
> > loss company.
> >
> > The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have
> > me.'
> > Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few
> > miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up..
> >
> > The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same
> > thing happens.
> >
> >
> > On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to
> > find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
> > He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound
> > program.
> > The next day there's a knock at the door and there
> > stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever
> > seen in his life.. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running
> > shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you
> > catch me you can have me'.
> >
> >
> > Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This
> > girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such
> > luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens
> > with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
> >
> >
> > Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs
> > himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as
> > promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company
> > to order the 7-day/50 pound program
> >
> > 'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the
> > phone... 'This is our most rigorous program.'
> >
> > 'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt
> > this good in years.'
> >
> > The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he
> > opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing
> > nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck
> > that reads, 'If I catch you, you're mine.'
> >
> >
> > He lost 63 pounds that
> > week.......................
> >
> >
> > Jenny Craig for men and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss
> > program..
> >
> >
> > The next day, there's a knock on the door and there
> > stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe
> > dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a
> > sign
> > She introduces herself as a representative of the weight
> > loss company.
> >
> > The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have
> > me.'
> > Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few
> > miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up..
> >
> > The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same
> > thing happens.
> >
> >
> > On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to
> > find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
> > He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound
> > program.
> > The next day there's a knock at the door and there
> > stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever
> > seen in his life.. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running
> > shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you
> > catch me you can have me'.
> >
> >
> > Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This
> > girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such
> > luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens
> > with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
> >
> >
> > Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs
> > himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as
> > promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company
> > to order the 7-day/50 pound program
> >
> > 'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the
> > phone... 'This is our most rigorous program.'
> >
> > 'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt
> > this good in years.'
> >
> > The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he
> > opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing
> > nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck
> > that reads, 'If I catch you, you're mine.'
> >
> >
> > He lost 63 pounds that
> > week.......................
> >
> >
