John elway vs. Brett Favre

[Volusianator]

John Elway, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Broncos flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, John," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."

John felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Green and Gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Packers logo flag, and in every window, a Cheesehead!

John looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 2 Super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."

God said "So what do you want to know, John?" "Well, why does Brett Favre get a better house than me?"



God chuckled and said "John, that's not Brett Favre's house, it's mine."

 

[CWS]

That sir...is a good one. :laugh: :laugh:

 

[dpricenator]

Damn for a second there, I though Elway had died. Good one!!

 

[blessednxs65]

Cute. But everyone knows why there is a hole in the roof of Texas Stadium... because God wants to watch His Team and not just America's Team, play too :hysterica

 

[jmatkins]

Very funny.

 

[jwintosh]

good one!!

 

[Volusianator]

Cute. But everyone knows why there is a hole in the roof of Texas Stadium...

I will say this, I'm looking forward to seeing the new stadium when it's done!

 

[aleam_38]

funny funny

 

[Trumpetchris]

Plus, John Elway looks like a horse. Brett Favre does not.

 

[Volusianator]

Plus, John Elway looks like a horse. Brett Favre does not.

LOL, I've called him Mr. Ed for years!

 

[cvm4]

Damn for a second there, I though Elway had died. Good one!!

Me too :rofl:

 

[Clinton]

I heard that years ago, except it was Manning and Brady. I'm sure there have been dozens of other pairings in dozens of cities.