just found this really funny

[Bigbill]

A lady walks into Tiffany's. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and

walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little whoops

and prays that a salesperson was not anywhere near.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing

right behind her; good looking as well. Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities

one would expect of a professional in a store like Tiffany's. He politely greets the lady with,

"Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"


Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that salesman somehow missed her little

"incident," she asks: "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"

He answers: "Madam... if you farted just looking at it -- you're going to shit when I tell you the price

:laugh::headroll:

 

[hdroadglide]

LOL!
not to threadjack, but that reminded me of another jewelry store funny....

a guy walks into a jewelry store with a drop dead gorgeous blonde. the clerk comes up to offer his assistance, and the man she is with asks him to show them the nicest bunch of diamond rings he has. he goes to the back and brings back a selection of huge stone rings.
the man looks at them, picks out the biggest one and says, "baby, is this one ok?" she squeals with delight as her ample chest nearly bounces out of her top.
"i'll write you a check and when it clears i'll be back in to pick up the ring." the jeweler takes the check, puts the rings away and watches as the couple leaves with the young woman all over the man.
a few days later, the man returns. "your check bounced," said the jeweler.
"i know", said the man, "but let me tell you about my WEEKEND!"