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La Flor Dominicana El Museo- More boring then a discussion about Quantum Physics

BrooksW

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Let me set the scene.

You know how bored you get when you go to get your tires rotated, and the tire people find "a little problem" with one of your tires, and it will be "just a quick second" to check it out, and you wait and wait and wait and wait and wait while pretending to look through a Time magazine that is 5 months old and your ass is falling asleep on those hard chairs that look like they belong back in 1984?

Roll that feeling up into a leaf and smoke it, and you have the El Museo, the new (and expensive) cigar from La Flor Dominicana.

First, the background on the stick. The El Museo is a Limited Edition that is a Churchill-sized cigar measuring 6 3/4 inches by 52 ring gauge. It was created in conjunction with Cuban-American artist Ruben Toledo, whose artwork is featured on both sides of the lid of each box (and whose work has been published in Vogue, The New Yorker and Harper’s Bazaar), and also on each (VERY impressive) cigar band.

Some of the proceeds of each box will go towards renovating the El Museo del Barrio Museum...There will be 2000 boxes selling for $600 each.

* Country of Origin: Dominican Republic
* Wrapper: Dominican Republic
* Binder: Dominican Republic
* Filler: Dominican Republic
* Format: Churchill
* Size: 6.75 Inches
* Ring Gauge: 52
* Est. Price: $30.00 (no tax added)



It is a fairly dense stick, and when I first smelled the cigar, I got a really nice scent of cinnamon, but not overly much, just below the surface.

My first puff filled my mouth with tobacco and chocolate, but not much else...I was expecting to be hit with a blast of spice (it IS a LFD after all), but it was a very muted beginning...



The burn was nice and even the first third, and the ash was tight, holding on for dear life...

In the second 3rd, the chocolate disappeared, and I started to get the taste of some toasted nuts, but still no spice, and no real standouts in the flavor department...The smoke SMELLED great, but the cigar did not taste like the smoke, unfortunately...



So, by the last third of the cigar, I knew I had been had. I had spent the whole time (the cigar took about 1.5 hours to smoke, which is actually fairly quick for a cigar this size) thinking that at ANY MOMENT, that classic Litto Gomez taste was going to kick me in the balls, but I was disappointed. After the first half, I also had to touch up the stick 4 separate times, which I found odd, considering how well the cigar seemed to be made...



The last third was more of the same: Boring, Boring, Boring. No spice, no kick, no friggin FLAVOR. It was like I was smoking a cigar made out of clouds (the good ones, not the polluted ones)...Honestly, the thought that kept rolling through my head the entire time I was smoking it was that Kaizad Hansotia (owner of Ghurka Cigars) had released this, and not Gomez, and I am willing to bet that if you did a blind taste test with this and a mild Ghurka, you would not be able to tell them apart.

Some Final notes:

* The band on this cigar is unlike anything I have ever seen, it is really quite wonderful.
* I got some hints of Perfume at the nub of the cigar, but I am going to chalk that up to my taste starved mind looking for ANYTHING to latch onto while smoking this.
* I am extremely disappointed that a cigar that costs this much money can taste like it cost $4 (and I know quite a few $4 sticks that would knock this on it's ass)...I am filing this one in the "Could not possibly live up to the hype" folder.

The Bottom Line: I would have gotten more flavor if I had wrapped up 6 $5 bills and smoked them instead of this...Save your money. I give it a 70.



~brooks
 

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Wow, tell us what you really think! lol. It's actually awesome to read a critical review of something. So often reviews are just glowing--probably because we don't bother writing reviews of sticks we didn't like. But it's nice to know not to pick this one up as a special occasion stick (not that I pay that much for single cigars anyway, when a 5-pack of NHC house sticks costs that much and are better...times 5!).
 

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Thanks for the review, Brooks! Sorry it had to be ye who spent the bread; but thanks for taking the time on writting a good review that will save a load of it.
 

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Ouch... still looking forward to it... thanks for the review!
Well, you know that ALL reviews are subjective, I would LOVE to know what you think of it once you smoke it...

I smoked two of them, and both of them were the same, but I could have gotten from a bad batch I suppose...:rofl:

~brooks
 

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Thanks for the review, I have seen these out I just not sure about pulling the trigger on one. The last time I spent that much on a cigar it was not that good.
 
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Great review! That's seriously unfortunate now I know I'm not looking for one of these anytime soon. It's interesting though that you and Kumar had totally different experiences. Tastes are very interesting!
 
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