Lawyer Jokes

[Boston Matt]

In case you didn't know, no one loves lawyer jokes as much as lawyers. Honestly. You'll always get a bigger laugh out of a lawyer from a lawyer joke than anyone else.

So let me have 'em. Give me your best lawyer jokes so that I have something to take to work... :grin:

One of my favs is an old one...

Why don't sharks bite lawyers? Professional courtesy...

 

[jakeemtrn]

Why do doctors now use lawyers for testing................ There are some things even rats won't do....

 

[giantstogie]

You have Santa Clause, a honest lawyer and a dishonest lawyer around at table with a millon dollars on it. The lights go off and come back on and the money is gone. Who took the money? ............. The dishonest lawyer, the other two are fictional charaters. :clap:

 

[openendstraight]

What do you call 1,000,000 lawyers at the botom of the ocean...

A good start.

and

What do you have when you have 1,000,000 lawyers barried in the sand up to their necks...

Not enough sand.

 

[njstone]

What's the difference between a lawyer, a journalist, and an army of life-sucking leaches?

nothing