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    Hi Everyone, as mentioned in my introduction post, BOTL needs quite a bit of updating, patching and whatever else I might come across. Over the next few weekends BOTL may be unreachable on occasion as I do migrations or updates, etc. Just be patient - we'll be back! I'll generally try to keep these maintenances until later in the evenings.

Lifesavers

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A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers.

He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.

The children began to say:

 Red...............cherry,"

Yellow............lemon,"

Green.............lime,"

Orange............orange."

Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.

Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your mother may call your father at times."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled:

























































































































































"Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!" :headroll::headroll::headroll::headroll::headroll::headroll:
 
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