caudio51
BoM Nov '05; Mar '06
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers.
He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began to say:
Red...............cherry,"
Yellow............lemon,"
Green.............lime,"
Orange............orange."
Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your mother may call your father at times."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled:
"Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!" :headroll::headroll::headroll::headroll::headroll::headroll:
He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began to say:
Red...............cherry,"
Yellow............lemon,"
Green.............lime,"
Orange............orange."
Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your mother may call your father at times."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled:
"Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!" :headroll::headroll::headroll::headroll::headroll::headroll:
