redneck_toy
Fuente Fanboy
Just throwing the explicit language warning out. All of my limericks are crude, foul, and I think, funny as hell. If off color joke aren't your thing, choose a different thread to read please.............mods, if this needs to go in nsfw, feel free to move it
On the the good stuff................
There once was a hermit named Dave
Who lived with a dead whore in a cave
She was missing a tit, and she smelled like shit
But think of the money Dave saved
There once was a man maned Eugene
Who invented a fucking machine
Both concave and convex,it fit either sex
But, Oh what a bastard to clean
There once was a guy from Boston
Who rode around town in an Austin
He had room for his ass, and a gallon of gas
But his balls hung out, and he lost them
There once was a couple named Kelley
Who had to live life belly to belly
Because in their haste, they used library paste
Instead of petroleum jelly
There once was a couple from St. Claire
Who one night made love on the stairs
The bannister broke, so he doubled his stroke
And he finished her off in mid air
There once was a girl named Alice
Who used a dynamite stick for a fallice
they found her tits in Los Angeles
And parts of her ass down in Dallas
There once was a guy from Peru
Who fell asleep in a canoe
While dreaming of Venus, he played with his penis
And woke up with a handful of goo
And the all time classic:
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin,as he wiped off his chin
"If my ear was a cunt, I'd fuck it"
On the the good stuff................
There once was a hermit named Dave
Who lived with a dead whore in a cave
She was missing a tit, and she smelled like shit
But think of the money Dave saved
There once was a man maned Eugene
Who invented a fucking machine
Both concave and convex,it fit either sex
But, Oh what a bastard to clean
There once was a guy from Boston
Who rode around town in an Austin
He had room for his ass, and a gallon of gas
But his balls hung out, and he lost them
There once was a couple named Kelley
Who had to live life belly to belly
Because in their haste, they used library paste
Instead of petroleum jelly
There once was a couple from St. Claire
Who one night made love on the stairs
The bannister broke, so he doubled his stroke
And he finished her off in mid air
There once was a girl named Alice
Who used a dynamite stick for a fallice
they found her tits in Los Angeles
And parts of her ass down in Dallas
There once was a guy from Peru
Who fell asleep in a canoe
While dreaming of Venus, he played with his penis
And woke up with a handful of goo
And the all time classic:
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin,as he wiped off his chin
"If my ear was a cunt, I'd fuck it"
