Cigar_Jack
BoM May 05
A little 70 year old lady had always wanted to join a local bikers club.
One day she goes up and knocks on a biker's door. A big hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She proclaims, "I want to join your club."
The guy was quite amused, but says she needs to meet certain requirements in order to join, he explains.
The biker asks; "Do you have a motorcycle?
The little old lady replies, "Yep, my bike's parked over there", and points to a flamed black chopper in the driveway.
The biker asks, "Do you drink?
The little old lady replies "Yep, drink like a fish. I'll drink everyone in your club under the table."
The biker asks, "Do you smoke?"
The little old lady replies "Yep, smoke like a chimney. At least
2 packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple more in the evening while I'm shooting pool."
The guy is very impressed and asks, "Last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."
One day she goes up and knocks on a biker's door. A big hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She proclaims, "I want to join your club."
The guy was quite amused, but says she needs to meet certain requirements in order to join, he explains.
The biker asks; "Do you have a motorcycle?
The little old lady replies, "Yep, my bike's parked over there", and points to a flamed black chopper in the driveway.
The biker asks, "Do you drink?
The little old lady replies "Yep, drink like a fish. I'll drink everyone in your club under the table."
The biker asks, "Do you smoke?"
The little old lady replies "Yep, smoke like a chimney. At least
2 packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple more in the evening while I'm shooting pool."
The guy is very impressed and asks, "Last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."
