Cigar_Jack
BoM May 05
Obviously I'm pulling for the Bearcats.
And to stir things up a bit some Louisville/Cincinnati Jokes.
Q: What's the only sign of intelligent life in Louisville?
A: Cincinnati: 187 Miles
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Q: How do you get a University of Louisville grad off of your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
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Four college alumni were climbing a mountain one day: a Louisville grad, a Cincinnati grad, a Florida grad, and a Notre Dame grad. Each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans at their alma mater.
As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all. They argued all the way up the mountain, and when they reached the top, the Notre Dame grad hurled himself off the mountain, shouting "This is for the Fighting Irish!" as he fell to his doom.
Not wanting to be out done, the Florida grad threw himself off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for the Gators!"
Seeing this, the Cincinnati grad walked over and shouted "This is for the Bearcats!" and pushed the Cardinals fan off the side of the mountain.
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A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a good Louisville joke?"
The guy next to him replies, "Well before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs., and I am a Louisville grad. The guy sitting next to me is 6' 2" tall, weighs 225, and he's a Louisville grad. And the fella next to him is 6' 5" tall, weighs 250, and he's a Louisville grad. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?"
The first guy says, "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times."
And to stir things up a bit some Louisville/Cincinnati Jokes.
Q: What's the only sign of intelligent life in Louisville?
A: Cincinnati: 187 Miles
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Q: How do you get a University of Louisville grad off of your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
______________________________
Four college alumni were climbing a mountain one day: a Louisville grad, a Cincinnati grad, a Florida grad, and a Notre Dame grad. Each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans at their alma mater.
As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all. They argued all the way up the mountain, and when they reached the top, the Notre Dame grad hurled himself off the mountain, shouting "This is for the Fighting Irish!" as he fell to his doom.
Not wanting to be out done, the Florida grad threw himself off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for the Gators!"
Seeing this, the Cincinnati grad walked over and shouted "This is for the Bearcats!" and pushed the Cardinals fan off the side of the mountain.
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A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a good Louisville joke?"
The guy next to him replies, "Well before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs., and I am a Louisville grad. The guy sitting next to me is 6' 2" tall, weighs 225, and he's a Louisville grad. And the fella next to him is 6' 5" tall, weighs 250, and he's a Louisville grad. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?"
The first guy says, "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times."