Major party foul = bad day = do over

[e-man67]

So I get home last night and I am in pain from throwing my back out over the weekend...I had gotten a shipment of DPG JJ Maduros the day before and couldn't wait to dig into them...I make myself a gin martini, grab a stick, and head outside....so I had brought the whole martini shaker outside to keep my drink cold while I just pour and drink 1/2 the glass...then the other half would still be cold. I fire up the DPG maddy which is so beautiful and immediately set it down so I can pour the drink into the glass...I give it a quick shake and the whole farkin martini shaker explodes all over me...I am soaked with gin and so is my DPG! Damn! Did that stop me? Hell NO! So I thought FU bad ju ju and grabbed another DPG maddy, make another drink, and complete my shitty day with a kick ass stick and a bigger martini than I originally poured! :grinFU:

 

[VirginIslander]

Thats what happens when you buy a martini shaker from spencers gifts, just be glad you didn't buy the exploding cigar they sell, that would have REALLY pissed you off!

 

[blooz4u]

There you go!! Sometimes you gotta make chicken salad out of of chicken s*** :grin:

 

[twenty5]

Hey VI I think blooz is taking your title of post whore away from you.... Better get those counts back up!:crosseyed

 

[blooz4u]

Hmm.... I supposed I've been called worse! :thumbsup:

 

[twenty5]

Hmm.... I supposed I've been called worse! :thumbsup:

You should be having a 1000 post contest soon! It only took you 2 months!:applause:

 

[blooz4u]

I'm thinking about it... Just not sure who would want a 25 (Twenty5) pack of
Swisher Sweets! :grinFU:

 

[bballbaby]

Atta boy!!!

If at first you don't succeed, suck til you get a seed.

 

[Josh.CHI]

rofl wow ruff one

 

[Panicbound]

Commitment

 

[SkinsFanLarry]

I personally prefer the DPG JJ White Label over the maduro....just me.



.....and stop picking on blooz4me!

 

[blooz4u]

I personally prefer the DPG JJ White Label over the maduro....just me.



.....and stop picking on blooz4me!

It's ok, I'm used to it, and I'm pretty decent at throwing it back! :guitar:

 

[e-man67]

I personally prefer the DPG JJ White Label over the maduro....just me.



.....and stop picking on blooz4me!

No way! JJ Maduro KILLS the white! :yes:

 

[Moro]

...and I'm pretty decent at throwing it back! :guitar:

HA! Sure, mate... :grinFU:

 

[blooz4u]

HA! Sure, mate... :grinFU:

Are "ye" waiting for "ye's" turn ?? :grinFU:

 

[Moro]

Are "ye" waiting for "ye's" turn ?? :grinFU:

Bring it on. With Wade gone, Bill here less and Bob calming down I'm getting bored. :smokingbo

 

[hdroadglide]

Bring it on. With Wade gone, Bill here less and Bob calming down I'm getting bored. :smokingbo

calming down!!!??? why i oughta................:hammersma

 

[Jetexas]

Sounds like that glass is still half full to me...

 

[Shmear]

calming down!!!??? why i oughta................:hammersma

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! For some reason i can picture your face, hahahahahahahahaha too funny.

 

[Moro]

calming down!!!??? why i oughta................:hammersma

It's normal at yer age...softie.