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Marooned
A man has been marooned on a desert island for 6 months. One day he sees a black spot on the horizon. As it gets closer & closer he realizes that it's swimmer. As the swimmer surfaces and walks up on the beach, he is stunned to find that it is a beautiful blonde woman in a skintight, black, wetsuit.
She asks him, "When was the last time you had a good Cuban cigar?" Still in awe, he responds, "At least 6 months, Miss." With that she unzips the wetsuit to the middle of her chest, reaches in, and pulls out a fine Cuban cigar, then cuts and lights it for him.
She then asks, "When was the last time you had a glass of scotch?" While enjoying his cigar he replies, "Again, Miss, at least 6 months." With that she unzips the wetsuit to her navel and pulls out a flask of the finest single-malt.
She then asks, "When was the last time you played around?" With that, his eyes open wide and he exclaims, "Don't tell me you've got a set of clubs in there, too!"
A man has been marooned on a desert island for 6 months. One day he sees a black spot on the horizon. As it gets closer & closer he realizes that it's swimmer. As the swimmer surfaces and walks up on the beach, he is stunned to find that it is a beautiful blonde woman in a skintight, black, wetsuit.
She asks him, "When was the last time you had a good Cuban cigar?" Still in awe, he responds, "At least 6 months, Miss." With that she unzips the wetsuit to the middle of her chest, reaches in, and pulls out a fine Cuban cigar, then cuts and lights it for him.
She then asks, "When was the last time you had a glass of scotch?" While enjoying his cigar he replies, "Again, Miss, at least 6 months." With that she unzips the wetsuit to her navel and pulls out a flask of the finest single-malt.
She then asks, "When was the last time you played around?" With that, his eyes open wide and he exclaims, "Don't tell me you've got a set of clubs in there, too!"
