Mexican Maid

[Hot_Sauce]

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'

Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wan an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Jor husband say so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: 'Jor husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed.'
Wife: (really furious now) 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Maria: 'No Señora... the gardener did.'
Wife: 'So how much do you want?'

 

[ndn384]

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'

Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wan an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Jor husband say so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: 'Jor husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed.'
Wife: (really furious now) 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Maria: 'No Señora... the gardener did.'
Wife: 'So how much do you want?'

Haha...I didnt see that one coming....lol

 

[texas_stang]

:rofl:

 

[jjon90]

:rofl:

 

[SkinsFanLarry]

:clap: :rofl:

 

[hdroadglide]

:thumbsup:

 

[cvm4]

I'll be the gardner!! :yes:

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[Alwayslit]

LOL......good one.

 

[r3db4r0n]

AWESOME punch line! haha

 

[blooz4u]

Nice... Wish I had a maid! :grin:

 

[Chas]

jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja - es me Maria - jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja

 

[BesstR]

Good one

 

[Shmear]

:hysterica

 

[Clint]

Niiiiice!