Mirror Mirror on the wall

[Virgeinadeaux]

A woman stands nude in front of her mirror:

Woman: “My Dr. said I have the fullest and most beautiful breasts he has ever seen.”

Man:”Yea sure.”

Woman: “My Dr. said I have the thinnest most beautiful waist he has ever seen.”

Man: “What did he say about that big ass you got?”

Woman: “He never said a word about you.”

 

[SkinsFanLarry]

Now thats a good one.