CWS
<b>Lead Moderator</b>
A city slicker went to the country to buy a pig.
When he approached the pig farmer, he asked for a
25 pound pig. The pig farmer put the pig's tail
in his mouth and bobbed his head up and down. He
then told the city slicker that the pig was too
heavy - it was 30 pounds.
The city slicker told
the farmer he didn't believe that was the way to
weigh pigs. The farmer called his son over and
asked him to weigh the pig. The son put the pig's
tail in his mouth, bobbed his head a couple of
times and said the pig weighed 30 pounds. The
city slicker said the farmer and his son were
putting him on. The farmer told his son to go get
his mother and have her come out and weigh the
pig. The son went into the house and after a few
minutes came outside and stood by his Dad. Well son, where's your mom. I told you to bring her out here to weigh this pig. THe son just shook his head. Naw Dad, she busy. THe dad turns to the son and says, "Well what's she doing?"
Oh she's weighing the mail man
When he approached the pig farmer, he asked for a
25 pound pig. The pig farmer put the pig's tail
in his mouth and bobbed his head up and down. He
then told the city slicker that the pig was too
heavy - it was 30 pounds.
The city slicker told
the farmer he didn't believe that was the way to
weigh pigs. The farmer called his son over and
asked him to weigh the pig. The son put the pig's
tail in his mouth, bobbed his head a couple of
times and said the pig weighed 30 pounds. The
city slicker said the farmer and his son were
putting him on. The farmer told his son to go get
his mother and have her come out and weigh the
pig. The son went into the house and after a few
minutes came outside and stood by his Dad. Well son, where's your mom. I told you to bring her out here to weigh this pig. THe son just shook his head. Naw Dad, she busy. THe dad turns to the son and says, "Well what's she doing?"
Oh she's weighing the mail man
:hysterica
