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    Hi Everyone, as mentioned in my introduction post, BOTL needs quite a bit of updating, patching and whatever else I might come across. Over the next few weekends BOTL may be unreachable on occasion as I do migrations or updates, etc. Just be patient - we'll be back! I'll generally try to keep these maintenances until later in the evenings.

My new golf book will be coming out soon

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My new Book on Golf

Greetings
You may not know it but I've been very busy over the past 2
years putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book about
Golf. I am very proud of the results and in order to market
the publication, I am asking friends and family to be the
first to own a copy. Here's the Table of Contents from my
new book, "Winning Golf Strategies," which I believe gives
the reader valuable playing tips and insider information
that I've gained through my own years of experience in the
game and observations of golfing partners.

Table Of Contents
Chapter 1 - How to properly line up your Fourth putt.

Chapter 2 - How to hit a Nike from the rough when you hit a
Titleist from the tee.

Chapter 3 - How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in a
bunker.

Chapter 4 - How to get more distance off the Shank.

Chapter 5 - When to give the Ranger the finger.

Chapter 6 - Using your shadow on the Greens to maximize
earnings.

Chapter 7 - When to implement Handicap Management.

Chapter 8 - Proper excuses for drinking beer before 9 a.m.

Chapter 9 - How to urinate behind a 4" x 4" post, ...
Undetected.

Chapter 10 - How to rationalize a 6 hour round.

Chapter 11 - How to find that ball that everyone else saw go
in the water.
Chapter 12 - Why your spouse doesn't care that you birdied
the 5th.

Chapter 13 - How to let a Foursome play through your
Twosome.

Chapter 14 - How to relax when you are hitting Three off the
Tee.

Chapter 15 - When to suggest major swing corrections to your
opponent.

Chapter 16 - God and the meaning of The Birdie-To-Bogey
Putt.

Chapter 17 - When to regrip your Ball Retriever.

Chapter 18 - Use a strong grip on the Hand Wedge and Weak
Slip on the Foot Wedge.

Chapter 19 - Why male golfers will pay $5.00 a beer from the
Cart Girl and give her a $3 tip, but will balk at a $3.50
Beer at the 19th Hole and stiff the Bartender.

Hopefully you will find my book intriguing and purchase a
copy. Please send on and hopefully more people will buy
copies!!!

Thank You! Only $3.00/copy, HURRY Ltd. quantity left. - - - -Kirk
 

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I'm in!!! Sounds exactly like the type of tips my golf game can use.

Let me know when and where I can get a copy.

Rupe
 
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