My tax return came back again

[Hot_Sauce]

They sent my Tax Return back! AGAIN!!!
In response to the question:
"List all dependents?"
I replied - "12 million illegal immigrants; "3 million crack heads; "42 million unemployable people on food stamps, "2 million people in over 243 prisons; "Half of Mexico ; and "535 ass holes in the U.S. House and Senate."
Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.:scratchhe

 

[JOEGAR]

Now that is funny! :rofl:

 

[USCG Cigar Newb]

Haha I shared it with my wife and we got a good laugh.

 

[tedski]

I would have sent it back too.

"Half of Mexico" is not a valid number, plus it's inflated. I'd estimate it roughly at 21% of Mexico, which includes illegal immigrants and cartel families ... 24 million.

BTW, you left out the following countries receiving lots of US foreign aid:

7 million in Israel
8 million in Egypt (10% of total pop)
17 million in Pakistan (10% of total pop)

 

[cartisdm]

This is great. I just forwarded it out to a couple of family members to start off their week with some humor

 

[jimmypa]

hahah nice! It's funny cause it's true!

 

[Alwayslit]

nice!!