My Wife Left Me

[caudio51]

My wife left me... And I don't understand.



After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut
back on expenses - I had to give up drinking beer.



I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends.



Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she
came home from grocery shopping, the receipt included
$45 for makeup.



I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't
given up anything!"



She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."




I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for and it was only half the price!!!!"



I don't think she'll be back.

 

[MichiganM]

Haha, that's brutal. I don't drink, I guess that means my girlfriend is pretty hot.

 

[sgresso]

I hope for your sake bro this is a joke?
If not Prayers sent!
I hate to see you bummed.
A beer bomb may be in order.

 

[caudio51]

I hope for your sake bro this is a joke?
If not Prayers sent!
I hate to see you bummed.
A beer bomb may be in order.

:rofl:

I'm not even married! :hysterica

 

[sgresso]

Sorry my drugs have slowed my mind....
I was worried for ya bro thats why..

 

[thebigo]

good stuff

 

[cvm4]

Another good one Tom

 

[Rank_Tyro]

Beer is cheaper than makeup, and as a plus, you get drunk.

 

[Johnny7]

:rofl:

I'm not even married! :hysterica

Beer is certainly cheaper than marriage guidance councilling, I find my local landlord the font of all relationship knowledge, unfortunately I can't rmember a thing he's said when I leave the pub :bottle: :smile:

 

[Texas Cop]

Now that is some funny stuff!

Andrew

 

[caudio51]

Beer is certainly cheaper than marriage guidance councilling, I find my local landlord the font of all relationship knowledge, unfortunately I can't rmember a thing he's said when I leave the pub :bottle: :smile:

:rofl: