Native American Name Game

[Cravate]

(Warning: Not quite PC)

One day, a young Native American boy comes up to his father.

"Dad, how are our names decided?"

The father replies, "Son, that is easy. You see, when one of our people is born
they are given a name which is related to the circumstances of their birth. For instance, when Lone Wolf was born, a wild wolf was spotted near our village. And when Soaring Eagle's mother gave birth to her, an eagle was perched on top of her tepee. Do you get it now son?"

"Yes, I do, father.", replied the son.

"Good, so now you understand, Hole In Condom."

 

[dpricenator]

Why do you ask Dog Peeing in a Stream?

Alternative Punchline. That's one of the few jokes I remember when it comes time to tell one.

 

[Rank_Tyro]

I thought it was two dogs humping?

 

[dpricenator]

I thought it was two dogs humping?

I've heard that one too. Still a good one.