Never lose your grandson!

[GoingPostal]

Never Lose Your Grandson!
A heart warming story.


My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall...

He approached a uniformed security guard and said,
"I've lost my grandpa!"

The guard asked, "What's his name?"

"Grandpa"

The guard smiled, then asked, "What's he like?"

The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then
replied,

"Crown Royal whiskey, and women with big tits."

 

[Alwayslit]

Grandpa got good taste......ha ha.

 

[criollo]

ah! an observant lad!

 

[javajunkie]

"...and cuban cigars?"

know your audience!