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BOTL UPCOMING MAINTENANCE
Hi Everyone, as mentioned in my introduction post, BOTL needs quite a bit of updating, patching and whatever else I might come across. Over the next few weekends BOTL may be unreachable on occasion as I do migrations or updates, etc. Just be patient - we'll be back! I'll generally try to keep these maintenances until later in the evenings.
New underwear....
- Thread starter WhiteLightning
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The next time you see a little old lady with shaky
hands, you'll remember this story:
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly
enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her
feet,
she wobbles the few feet
across the store to the counter. Finally arriving
at the counter and grabbing it for support,
stuttering,she asks the sales clerk: "Dddooo youuuu hhhave
dddddiilllldosss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing,
replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry
many different models."
The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuu ccaarrryy
aaa pppinkk onnee,tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd
aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by
bbaatteries?
The clerk responds, "Yes we do."
She asks: " Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hh! howww>tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offffff?"
hands, you'll remember this story:
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly
enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her
feet,
she wobbles the few feet
across the store to the counter. Finally arriving
at the counter and grabbing it for support,
stuttering,she asks the sales clerk: "Dddooo youuuu hhhave
dddddiilllldosss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing,
replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry
many different models."
The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuu ccaarrryy
aaa pppinkk onnee,tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd
aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by
bbaatteries?
The clerk responds, "Yes we do."
She asks: " Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hh! howww>tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offffff?"
Lol.. Guess she hadn't been on a Harley yet!!
WhiteLightning
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