New underwear....

[WhiteLightning]

for women...

 

[RigilKent]

my favorite part is the quote at the end were they would like to think that shopping with them is exciting enough

 

[Boppa-Wasch]

The next time you see a little old lady with shaky
hands, you'll remember this story:

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly
enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her
feet,
she wobbles the few feet
across the store to the counter. Finally arriving
at the counter and grabbing it for support,
stuttering,she asks the sales clerk: "Dddooo youuuu hhhave
dddddiilllldosss?"

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing,
replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry
many different models."

The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuu ccaarrryy
aaa pppinkk onnee,tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd
aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by
bbaatteries?

The clerk responds, "Yes we do."

She asks: " Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hh! howww>tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offffff?"

 

[Angry Bill]

Lol.. Guess she hadn't been on a Harley yet!!

 

[Rich K]

Heh. It could have been the vibration...or maybe she saw me in the store and couldn't hold herself back from the sheer pleasure of it.

 

[TexaSmoke]

hahaha...that is pretty funy.

 

[WhiteLightning]

The next time you see a little old lady with shaky
hands, you'll remember this story:

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly
enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her
feet,
she wobbles the few feet
across the store to the counter. Finally arriving
at the counter and grabbing it for support,
stuttering,she asks the sales clerk: "Dddooo youuuu hhhave
dddddiilllldosss?"

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing,
replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry
many different models."

The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuu ccaarrryy
aaa pppinkk onnee,tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd
aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by
bbaatteries?

The clerk responds, "Yes we do."

She asks: " Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hh! howww>tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offffff?"

That's great!:hysterica :hysterica :hysterica